Archive | December, 2012

Fifty shades of Grey!

11 Dec

or

50 shades of CRAP, if you prefer.

THIS IS NOT AN IMPARTIAL POST. AT LEAST IF YOU WANT TO READ SOME  ANGRY NOTES ABOUT THE BOOK IN QUESTION.. I SUGGEST TO YOU: GET OUT. 

Well, we have a fever book here.

WHY did it do so much success ?

People say it’s because of the sadomasochism stuff, the open-minded way that sex is treated, the submission that every women secretly would love to have in their lives…

I say it’s because of some girls bitches ‘ enthusiasm  in front of the possibility of  having their lives figured out by a powerful guy who would give them the world even if it means to get some slaps in their butts occasionally
What if the billionaire were a mason, a car washer or worked serving tables on Mc Donald’s ?
Would he really be that charming guy?
The writer uses Mr. Grey’s fortune to make him more bearable!

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The problem I see in Fifty Shades of Grey is the way that girls are seeing it.

SADOMASOCHISM IS NOT NORMAL. It is a fucking disease.

You wouldn’t like (not even a bit)  to have a crazy ass guy  hurting you while you are in that kind of perfect moment (Yes, I’m talking about SEX. Sex is perfect. It should be perfect to every girl)

Girls, another thing: INVASION is just for aliens now!  They come and dominate our world.
It doesn’t fit with women an men no more.
Presently, we don’t have to submit our will to anyone. repeating: anyone! ( And if you do it trough a contract. You are INSANE.)
We don’t have to ask permission not even to masturbate!
BUT MR. GREY DOESN’T AGREE AT ALL (Mr. Grey should really go fuck himself.)

Mr. Grey treats “love” as a condition. Let me beat you, call me master and.. Well, then I’ll call you my girlfriend.

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I’m not talking about the writing style of  EL JAMES (writer), so much criticized.
Even though I am annoyed with the Anastasia way of being.

How often will you bite your lips during the trilogy?

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How often will you blush?

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How often will you have an orgasm during sex?

By the way, orgasm is… difficult.
And after sex.. We’ll, ordinarily you’d want to eat your entire home.
So can you teach us, Anastasia, how to decline a delicious meal after doing it twenty times?

WOMEN DESERVE MORE than Mr. Grey.

Even without his “problems”.. He is full of himself. He thinks he is the best thing around the town.
He didn’t convince me.
He IS arrogant. He IS scary and dangerous.
Not in a sexy way. In a REALITY way.
There are lots of Mr. Grey around the world.
RUN AWAY FROM THEM. 

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Movie Talk!

I really do hope that the movie version makes the history more dynamic and deep.
Even with the heavy subject, the book still makes it a cliché.
Fragile woman X awesome-untochable man

Also I wonder who’ll play Anastasia and Mr. Grey?

What are your guesses?

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  • Matt Bomer
  • Ian Somerhalder
  • Jake Gyllenhaal
  • Chris Hemsworth
  • Ryan Gosling
  • Chris Pine
  • Henry Cavill
  • Robert Pattinson

I hope they don’t pic none of these guys. But if Christian Grey is among us.. I hope he is going to be MATT BOMER!

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  • Emma Watson
  • Nina Dobrev
  • Alexis Bledel
  • Ashley Benson
  • Emilia Clarke
  • Mila Kunis
  • Lucy Hale
  • Kristen Stewart

To play Anastasia.. Who would you pick?

Hey, dudes.

Answer the poll. You can choose more than one!
Comment it. 
Thanks

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Spike me!

8 Dec

Punks, we thank you!

You were the inspiration and now the beauty market carried the spikes to everyone’s world
Even to the girls-without-any attitude world

Particularly, YourFashionSelf approves it!
Otherwise, you have to BALANCE it.
You can use spikes in your clothes, clutches, nails OMG , headbands, shoes, bras, accessories, piercings.. blah blah blah!
Summarizing it: you only can’t eat the spikes. And if you do,  you’ll poop in a totally fashioned WRONG way.

Shorts!

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Shoes

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Louboutin, you deserve your own blog space!
And I’m a good girl, I deserve you !!! Santa Claus, read my fucking blog!!!!

 

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Accessories

spykes!

Bras:

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Girls, show a little bra. Not a lot of boobs!

Headbands:

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Spiked cases!!! Only for those who have an IPhone here. I don’t have. Cases, you such. :p 

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Clutches!!

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Nails:

Unhas com tachinhas! PRONTO.

BE CAREFUL coz you can always look glamorous and pretty.

But also you can always look like a porcupine fish!:

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Or like a Porcupine animal

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IT’S SO FLUFFY I’M GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Please, I wanna be a porcupine!!!  hahaha

Ok. Girls.
Tell me.. Do you already have something with spikes?

Hope you enjoyed it!

Spiked kisses and hugs to you.

Who’s that chick?

7 Dec

KEEP CALM

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because Lana Del Rey is here for you to chase, to stalk and to act as a crazy psycho fan.
Haters, I swear there is a lot of material for you too !!!
And you’ll see why! Mwahahaha!

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Elizabeth Grant, 26 years old, was born in New York.
She is owner of one of the most powerful voices you’ll probably hear in your whole life!
Her father is a millionaire business person and that’s why she was already fabulously rich before fame.
She changed her name into Lana Del Rey.. Some people say its a mix of an actress’ name and a car’s name.
Others say she took the name borrowed from a childhood friend.
Fans or wise people, come clear this up!
She rocked the internet with a “home video” called Video Games. Check it out!
YouTube, you made it again! You turned Lana into a phenomenon promising singer.
Hypnotist lips, beautiful, cult, cool, vintage and classic are some of the adjectives that make Lana be the face of the NOW.

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However, what easy comes can easy go.
Lana‘s performance on Saturday Night Live was…disastrous.
She strummed, barely moved .. And gave arguments to those who didn’t swallow her up since the beggining.
She said she can be nervous sometimes. Yeah, we are humans people! Theoretically.

Other polemic points:

    • People say that her father helped her to raise in music industry.
    •  They say she is FAKE because she looks really different from who she used to be.                                                                                   I tell you, people: there’s still hope for every one of us. 

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  •  She made a CD before Born to Die, when she still was Lizzy Grant but.. Lana Del Rey dominated everything and made the CD’s disappear from the map  Sinister, dudes!
  • Her famous lips were different when she was Lizzy and plastic experts say they are also fake Silicone, we love youuuu!

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  • She sings in a unique way.. Or in a boring way. It depends on your point of view.

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STOP the talk, YourFashionSelf!

The thing is:

She is loved by a thousand people. Hated by a thousand more.

SHE IS THE NOW.

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Born To Die, her 2012 CD is out there for you to give your verdict.

What do YOU think?

I want a top knot, please. Bigger. I mean HUGE, please!

1 Dec

Hello, ladies!

Did you realize how exaggerated our world is these days?
Maxi dress, maxi necklace, maxi drama, maxi blah blah blah…
Amy Winehouse rest in peace, forever muse! once said that the more she got insecure the bigger she wanted her beehive hair!

I don’t really know if girls are insecure or just want to get the entire attention of the whole world
BUT I know that HIGH (repeating: high!) hair coke is the new fashion hair trend.

You can use it when you are glamorous to go party with your friends or when you are going to buy coffee looking
scary ugly wearing your pajamas.
Whatever, you choose it!

Here goes a selection of the best ones i swear those girls actually bullied their hairdressers to make the perfect top knot :

 

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We also have the colorful and full of attitude ones:

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And the charming upgraded ones:

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And the top knots we do just to face the day. And our day is just a mess sometimes… right, Miley? I mean..you dont need to worry as long as you are looking like Ellen Degeneres

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And we discovered where the top knot tradition came from!
It came from… dadada… THEM:

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Of course it’s only a joke! I hope Sumo fighters don’t come after me

But really, girlie…
Be reasonable and know that it’s supposed to be on your head and not on your forehead

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Got it ? Then enjoy it!

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Girl, put your mustache on!

1 Dec

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Yeah, that’s right! Mustache is for girls now!
p.s. Let’s clear this up : not literally, ok? Unless if you want to look  freak different
If you’re not up to WHY mustache is everywhere I’m going to tell you how it started.
It’s pretty simple:
1) Awesome boys that wanted to contribute with the mustache tradition started a movement called MOVEMBER. Movember is because it started in November. And it is a movement. Movement + November. Got it ?
Clever, uh?
2) After Movember the cutesy mustache became the symbol of the fight against prostate cancer

3) Now you can see different girls using mustache everywhere: clothes, shoes, necklaces, cups of coffee and whatever the heck you can imagine.

WAIT!

Actually now you can see PUPPIES WEARING IT:

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Look at this lazy cat!!!!

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Baby, you don’t need to cry… I swear it’ll grow in your face naturally.
However, you won’t be this cute little baby but a heart breaker that make girls cry.. OK FOCUS!

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It’s just such a delicious trend that even makes me want to eat it!:

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And OMG.. Even IT has IT :

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THE SAD thing is that most of the people don’t know that it is not only a fashion new trend. It can be the hope’s proof of the man who still believe in LIFE!

Let’s support daddies, friends, boyfriends and all the other peeps that need our love and care

ABUSE it cause… IT IS MAGIC!

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