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Who’s that chick?

7 Dec

KEEP CALM

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because Lana Del Rey is here for you to chase, to stalk and to act as a crazy psycho fan.
Haters, I swear there is a lot of material for you too !!!
And you’ll see why! Mwahahaha!

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Elizabeth Grant, 26 years old, was born in New York.
She is owner of one of the most powerful voices you’ll probably hear in your whole life!
Her father is a millionaire business person and that’s why she was already fabulously rich before fame.
She changed her name into Lana Del Rey.. Some people say its a mix of an actress’ name and a car’s name.
Others say she took the name borrowed from a childhood friend.
Fans or wise people, come clear this up!
She rocked the internet with a “home video” called Video Games. Check it out!
YouTube, you made it again! You turned Lana into a phenomenon promising singer.
Hypnotist lips, beautiful, cult, cool, vintage and classic are some of the adjectives that make Lana be the face of the NOW.

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However, what easy comes can easy go.
Lana‘s performance on Saturday Night Live was…disastrous.
She strummed, barely moved .. And gave arguments to those who didn’t swallow her up since the beggining.
She said she can be nervous sometimes. Yeah, we are humans people! Theoretically.

Other polemic points:

    • People say that her father helped her to raise in music industry.
    •  They say she is FAKE because she looks really different from who she used to be.                                                                                   I tell you, people: there’s still hope for every one of us. 

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  •  She made a CD before Born to Die, when she still was Lizzy Grant but.. Lana Del Rey dominated everything and made the CD’s disappear from the map  Sinister, dudes!
  • Her famous lips were different when she was Lizzy and plastic experts say they are also fake Silicone, we love youuuu!

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  • She sings in a unique way.. Or in a boring way. It depends on your point of view.

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STOP the talk, YourFashionSelf!

The thing is:

She is loved by a thousand people. Hated by a thousand more.

SHE IS THE NOW.

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Born To Die, her 2012 CD is out there for you to give your verdict.

What do YOU think?

I want a top knot, please. Bigger. I mean HUGE, please!

1 Dec

Hello, ladies!

Did you realize how exaggerated our world is these days?
Maxi dress, maxi necklace, maxi drama, maxi blah blah blah…
Amy Winehouse rest in peace, forever muse! once said that the more she got insecure the bigger she wanted her beehive hair!

I don’t really know if girls are insecure or just want to get the entire attention of the whole world
BUT I know that HIGH (repeating: high!) hair coke is the new fashion hair trend.

You can use it when you are glamorous to go party with your friends or when you are going to buy coffee looking
scary ugly wearing your pajamas.
Whatever, you choose it!

Here goes a selection of the best ones i swear those girls actually bullied their hairdressers to make the perfect top knot :

 

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We also have the colorful and full of attitude ones:

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And the charming upgraded ones:

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And the top knots we do just to face the day. And our day is just a mess sometimes… right, Miley? I mean..you dont need to worry as long as you are looking like Ellen Degeneres

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And we discovered where the top knot tradition came from!
It came from… dadada… THEM:

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Of course it’s only a joke! I hope Sumo fighters don’t come after me

But really, girlie…
Be reasonable and know that it’s supposed to be on your head and not on your forehead

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Got it ? Then enjoy it!