50 shades of CRAP, if you prefer.
THIS IS NOT AN IMPARTIAL POST.
AT LEAST IF YOU WANT TO READ SOME ANGRY NOTES ABOUT THE BOOK IN QUESTION.. I SUGGEST TO YOU: GET OUT.
Well, we have a fever book here.
WHY did it do so much success ?
People say it’s because of the sadomasochism stuff, the open-minded way that sex is treated, the submission that every women secretly would love to have in their lives…
I say it’s because of some girls
bitches ‘ enthusiasm in front of the possibility of having their lives figured out by a powerful guy who would give them the world even if it means to get some slaps in their butts occasionallyWhat if the billionaire were a mason, a car washer or worked serving tables on Mc Donald’s ?
Would he really be that charming guy?
The writer uses Mr. Grey’s fortune to make him more bearable!
The problem I see in Fifty Shades of Grey is the way that girls are seeing it.
SADOMASOCHISM IS NOT NORMAL. It is a fucking disease.
You wouldn’t like (not even a bit) to have a crazy ass guy hurting you while you are in that kind of perfect moment (Yes, I’m talking about SEX. Sex is perfect. It should be perfect to every girl)
Girls, another thing: INVASION is just for aliens now! They come and dominate our world.
It doesn’t fit with women an men no more.
Presently, we don’t have to submit our will to anyone. repeating: anyone! (
And if you do it trough a contract. You are INSANE.)
We don’t have to ask permission not even to masturbate!
BUT MR. GREY DOESN’T AGREE AT ALL (
Mr. Grey should really go fuck himself.)
Mr. Grey treats “love” as a condition. Let me beat you, call me master and.. Well, then I’ll call you my girlfriend.
I’m not talking about the writing style of EL JAMES (writer), so much criticized.
Even though I am annoyed with the Anastasia way of being.
How often will you bite your lips during the trilogy?
How often will you blush?
How often will you have an orgasm during sex?
By the way, orgasm is… difficult.
And after sex.. We’ll, ordinarily you’d want to eat your entire home.
So can you teach us, Anastasia, how to decline a delicious meal after doing it twenty times?
WOMEN DESERVE MORE than Mr. Grey.
Even without his “problems”.. He is full of himself. He thinks he is the best thing around the town.
He didn’t convince me.
He IS arrogant. He IS scary and dangerous.
Not in a sexy way. In a REALITY way.
There are lots of Mr. Grey around the world.
RUN AWAY FROM THEM.
I really do hope that the movie version makes the history more dynamic and deep.
Even with the heavy subject, the book still makes it a cliché.
Fragile woman X awesome-untochable man
Also I wonder who’ll play Anastasia and Mr. Grey?
What are your guesses?
- Matt Bomer
- Ian Somerhalder
- Jake Gyllenhaal
- Chris Hemsworth
- Ryan Gosling
- Chris Pine
- Henry Cavill
- Robert Pattinson
I hope they don’t pic none of these guys. But if Christian Grey is among us.. I hope he is going to be MATT BOMER!
- Emma Watson
- Nina Dobrev
- Alexis Bledel
- Ashley Benson
- Emilia Clarke
- Mila Kunis
- Lucy Hale
- Kristen Stewart
To play Anastasia.. Who would you pick?
Answer the poll. You can choose more than one!