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Really?

28 Jun

You can not imagine how many people begged me to come back!!! an incredible number of zero individuals

So here I am 🙂

Let’s talk about the best worst stupid thing that can ever happen to you. 

I won’t say the word. I will just give you tips of what I am talking about: 

TIP NUMBER ONE (1) : IT MAKES YOU GET REALLY FAT 

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TIP NUMBER TWO (2) : IT MAKES YOU UNSUCCESSFULLY  PRETEND THAT YOU ARE HAPPY 

 

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TIP NUMBER THREE (3): IT MAKES YOU WANT TO TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES VERY FAST

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TIP NUMBER FOUR (4): IT MAKES YOU TRY TO SEDUCE 

 

 

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TIP NUMBER FIVE (5): IT MAKES YOU ACT LIKE A CRAZY PSYCHO PERSON 

 

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AND THE LAST FINAL TIP IS:

PIGEON

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PLUS

 

PHOEBE BUFFAY!!!!!!!!

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YES!!! 

We are talking about LOVE.

WHY?

Because I want to and this is not a democracy I think it’s very important to say one thing about it: love SUCKS

Everyone is trying to make you believe that love is a noble and awesome feeling. 

THEY ARE LIARS.

Mariah Carey is crazy. She doesn’t want to know what love is and she doesn’t really want anyone to show her.

Remember Beyoncé’s “Drunk In Love” song! It’s a clear subliminal message that says that love is like alcohol. Once you have too much of it, you begin to act stupid. 

You should also remember Toni Braxton that had her heart broken by an angel and still asks someone to “un-break” it. 

And I won’t even mention that love can be like a Selena Gomez’ s song: you keep hittin re-pe-pe-pe-peat HELL NO!!!

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Here is some piece of advice:

when you see love.. WALK AWAY !!!!!

It will be the best thing of your life but it will fade away.

Avoid all the pain and the tears.

 

That’s it. 

 

LOVE YOU. BYE. 

 

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