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I want a top knot, please. Bigger. I mean HUGE, please!

1 Dec

Hello, ladies!

Did you realize how exaggerated our world is these days?
Maxi dress, maxi necklace, maxi drama, maxi blah blah blah…
Amy Winehouse rest in peace, forever muse! once said that the more she got insecure the bigger she wanted her beehive hair!

I don’t really know if girls are insecure or just want to get the entire attention of the whole world
BUT I know that HIGH (repeating: high!) hair coke is the new fashion hair trend.

You can use it when you are glamorous to go party with your friends or when you are going to buy coffee looking
scary ugly wearing your pajamas.
Whatever, you choose it!

Here goes a selection of the best ones i swear those girls actually bullied their hairdressers to make the perfect top knot :

 

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We also have the colorful and full of attitude ones:

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And the charming upgraded ones:

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And the top knots we do just to face the day. And our day is just a mess sometimes… right, Miley? I mean..you dont need to worry as long as you are looking like Ellen Degeneres

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And we discovered where the top knot tradition came from!
It came from… dadada… THEM:

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Of course it’s only a joke! I hope Sumo fighters don’t come after me

But really, girlie…
Be reasonable and know that it’s supposed to be on your head and not on your forehead

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Got it ? Then enjoy it!